Shreck is BACK, Hodgson IN

It's been a while. Lots of shakeup's in the bish household. To start off, SHREK IS BACK! Wazza pulled a 180 and is now apparently staying at United for the next 5 years. What a crock. He probably got so many death threats he feared for his life. That team is an utter disaster. Then ManUre squeaks out a win against lowly old Stoke Citeh. Chicarito is firing up the prem league with his skillz with a brace on Saturday. This kid could be the real freaking deal. He has the pace and apparently the killer instinct. I would like to see him play a full season though before I bust out the jump to conclusions mat.

Hodgson is also IN! at POOL! despite many tweets about his imminent departure and Frank Rijkaard's even more imminent arrival. (Along with Cruyff, Neeskens, and the whole Ajax dynasty team from the 70s' tagging along) Pool somehow managed to pull off a 2-1 win against lowly ole Blackburn with Torres hitting the target once and Carragher hitting it also... for Blackburn...

YNWA...The Bish

Irish Exit for Hodgson

Looks like Hodgson had a bit too much to drink and didn't realize he was in over his head with that pretty little lady at the local Merseyside tavern. Rumors are swirling that Roy was to make an Irish exit last night and Frank Rijkaard stepping down from his managerial post at Galatasaray... Or was he fired? Meh who cares. Bring him in. His football teams have been known to play a more attractive attacking style football, something that has been missing in action at the Merseyside for some time now. (forever?) One thing that excites me is this excerpt from wiki - " Barcelona finished runners-up in La Liga in 2003–04, having been close to the relegation zone at one point in the earlier stages of the season." Well that sounds an awful lot like Liverpool's current situation.

Hire Frank! Fire Roy!

Until Next Time- The Bish

New Mascot Needed. Shrek Available?

Wazza is no Mazza at Old Trafford. At least by the end of January that is. SAF revealed today in a morning presser than WAYNE ROONEY aka Shrek's long lost berah wants OUT of ManUre. Call the cops. Manchester is going to burn tonight. To make matters worse, he wants to head to cross town rivals CITEH! Call in the Army. Manchester is going to destroy all of England in the coming weeks. This is about as shocking as watching Citeh win silverware. (meaning nobody would ever expect it to happen) Full crisis mode. SAF must be pulling out his hair and thinking about the best time to announce his retirement in the coming weeks.

There is no loyalty in the modern footballer. It's all about the fame and fortune. American sports have contaminated the worldwide sport of "football".

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Now that I got that out of my system, I'll explain. The battle of incompetents on Sunday at Goodison Park would only allow for ONE true LOSER. That loser happebe Liverpool again who fell flat on their faces with the biggest match of the year against cross town rivals Everton. With the ownership situation finally resolved, Liverpool still managed to deflate everyone's elation on the pitch. Utterly tragic and underwhelming are the only two words fit to describe the Reds play. The Toffees on the other hand managed to dominate this one sided match en route to a 2-0 victory and serious bragging rights. I wonder how many people got shanked after this game? Must have beent least some bloodshed. Woy Hodgson is an embarrassment. Fire him. Sell Torres. Sell Gerrard. Start over.What a crock. I am fed the hell up.

At least ManU blew another 2-0 lead... This time to West Brom. Almost as embarrassing except for the fact that they have more than one win on the season.

Until next time...TheBish

PINK KITS ARE IN!

The white flag has been raised as the lobster back wagons encircle Tommy Hicks in the wild west of a Dallas courtroom. Hicks last attempt to go through a Dallas court room injunction to block the sale of POOL to J.W. Henry's NESV group was struck down this morning. Hicks also tried a clever route of repurchasing the team through the hedge fund, Mill Financial. FAIL. Sorry Tom. Soon to be announced that Liverpool's 4th away kit will be PINK! and Everton will be purchased by the Singapore dude to piss everyone off at the Merseyside.

Oh some great games to look forward to this weekend in the Prem League. Looking forward to the Villa-Chelski matchup as well as the Merseyside DARBY on Sunday. Tottenham also make a trip to Craven Cottage where I expect Dempsinho to keep up his good form.


-TheBish

Euro Qualifiers – Scotland, Villa, and Serbian Ultras

-TheBish

Gheys keep getting the beat down it seems. Just this week the Mormon leader in the USA denied gays the right to get married. (Doing so would be legalizing ‘immorality’ per this dude) Then a bunch of Serbian football ULTRAS decided to protest a gay pride parade in Belgrade by attacking the footy stadium in Genoa. Flares. Shanks. Shaved heads. Ski masks. Lots of tattoos. Skillful climbing of plexiglass walls. UEFA officials canceled yesterday’s match with Serbia visiting Italy due to a hostile Serbian crowd. Italy wins 3-0 due to forfeiture. ULTRA good move Serbs. Hating on ghey dudes is much more important than seeing your national footy team qualify for the Euro 2012…

In other news, Scotland decided to score two goals much to Craig Levein’s liking. Too bad that Villa did in fact score his 45^th and Llorientes broke a late deadlock in Glasgow for Spain to triumph 3-2. Dagger. Bunch of other less interesting matches were played including another 0-0 draw from England in Wembley and a GOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLL from RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL “Werewolves of London” Meireles scored the game winner for Portugal.

LiverPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

IS BACK! DING! DONG! HICKS IS DEAD! Figuratively speaking at least. High court in England granted the injunction RBS was seeking against Hicks (and Gillette for that matter). The NESV sale will go through. Within hour you can expect PINK Liverpool merchandising including pink flags, pink hats, pink kits, pink paper weights, pink toboggans, AND best of all PINK BOBBLEHEADS of BIG POOPIE in a Liverpool kit, all with shipping detail for the Northeast United States. Hmmmmmmmm.

All things considered though, the NESV deal should flow through as expected prior to Friday, meaning POOL won’t be swimming at the bottom of the table below sea level. That would translate to -3 points for all those not familiar with a simple subtraction of 9 from 6. Things may be looking brighter over the rainbow. The new owners just need to follow the yellow brick road.