Monday, December 20, 2010

Tevez: I'm BACK!


In a strange turn of totally predictable events, Carlos Tevez has relinquished his transfer request. His retirement is going to end up like a Latin American "Brett Favre retirement" telemundo ep. We need REAL tears Carlos. REAL tears. CUT!

In all seriousness, apparently Bob Mancinci talked it up with young Carlos and now he no longer wants to leave, probably because he is gonna get paid! Again, Carlos is laughing with all his teammates to the bank. Welp at least he said he wanted to stay BEFORE today's fixture with the Toffees at the Eastlands.

Everton outclassed Citeh for the first 60 minutes taking a 2-0 lead before Anichebe took his second bad yellow of the game. Citeh were only able to claw back one though even with Everton down a man. Citeh fans were walking for the exits before injury time was up! Some fans! Come on you losers! Money can't buy W's but at least it can keep you Carlos Tevez another few months! Have fun challenging for the title!

SNOWBALL FIGHT EL NINO


WINTERY WEATHER POSTPONES SEVERAL FIXTURES!

That about sums it up. Many games were canceled this past weekend due to SNOW in England. SNOW! Oh and Blackpool's pitch isn't heated. (Just a reminder to all) So don't be surprised if more Blackpool games get postponed until March...

Sweet pic huh? Best snowball fight ever.

Roy Keane: As I See It

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The Special One

Monday, December 13, 2010

Dreaming of Early Retirement?



Well we know one professional football who lies awake every night pinching pennies and dreaming of early retirement. Carlos Tevez. The Argentinian international is homesick. Or maybe he just hates England. Or maybe he just hates Mancini? Or maybe just Citeh? Or maybe Citeh's board? Who knows. BUT Tevez wants OUT! He wants to retire, move back to Argentina, play in Spain, or maybe all three. Either way he wants OUT of Citeh. OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT. Yes you read that correctly. Citeh's most influential and dynamic player wants OUT!

I'm laughing all the way to the bank. Actually no I am not laughing, all the players on Citeh are laughing. As they keep collecting their astronomical wages and keep smiling on the pitch. Who cares about losing your best player while trying to win games and challenge for a title? PFFFFFFFFFFT! MONEY! DINERO!

Maybe ALL citeh players are just like Carlos. They all want to retire early so their are cashing in NOW by playing for this KRAP club.

What a joke Citeh fans. Keep up the good work.

Good luck to Carlos. May he find happiness somewhere on the football pitch.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The Blues Brothers



Chelsea and the blue boys made their annual trip to Three Point Lane today, but they only came back to the Bridge with one point? That's right. Chelsea played catch up most of the match today after being outclassed by the Spurs in the opening 30 minutes of play. Tottenham capitalized on their early blitz with a goal from Roman Pav. Pav can play still apparently when they give him a chance. Gareth Bale continued his ridic streak of form terrorizing Cashley Cole BUT only for the first 30 minutes.

Then all hell broke loose. And by hell I mean nothing happened. Tottenham went back into a shel trying to protect their one goal lead and Chelsea settled maintained possession. It was really a one sided game from here on out. Drogba was brought on at the break and scored in the 70th minute to tie it. It was not to be though. The blues were still singing the blues when time was up. Ramires did well to earn himself a kick from the spot, but Drogba continued the Blues poor form with a piss poor effort. Gomes saved his shot easily and the tie was preserved.

How much longer till Chelsea get their swagger back? Ancelotti to be canned? New players in the transfer window? Is Fat Frank fit yet??? Alex??? Is this squad just too old?

Who knows. I don't care much either. I'd rather Liverpool fire Roy Hodgson asap but that's a topic we are all too familiar with on this blog.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Mike Ashley = Smartest Man Alive


There isn't much to say about this. Mike Ashley, owner of #NUFC, is the smartest man in the universe. Or maybe just the biggest d-bag in the universe. Mid-week, OUT OF THE BLUE, he canned his manager Chris Hughton. The same Chris Hughton who led Newcastle to the top of the Championship in the previous season. The same Chris Hughton who has Newcastle in the top half of the table through November of this EPL season. The same Chris Hughton whom the players love and respect. Oh yea and he hired a loser named Alan Pardew whose most notable achievement is leading West Ham to a loss in PK's in the 2006 FA Cup Final to Liverpool. (Thanks Alan)

I think everyone agrees with me, including the players, when saying our only reaction is... silence? Shocked. Speechless. Astonished. Boy is this Mike Ashley guy a GENIUS! He has now officially taken that title away from Brian Billick. (see wikipedia: Brian Billick for all you Euros)

An N'GOAL for N'GOG and Babel?


Gerard Houllier had a great return to Anfield this Monday night and by great I mean he watched a spectacular performance from his old club (while applauding). Liverpool absolutely abolished Aston Villa who now themselves are wary of the drop zone.

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUL Meireles and LUCAS Leiva were the engineers of the massacre. The pair combined to dominate the central midfield and added the creativity needed in the final third with their vision and passing. Who needs Stevie G? Who needs Torres? Who by the way missed the match to be with his girlfriend while she was in labor with their second child. Congrats to Fernando. Family is definitely more important than football. Good for he and Olalla.

Also good for POOL (notice how I use the letters p-o-o-l these days) to get the 3 points. Pepe also recorded his 10th PL shutout while wearing the captains armband. Oh yeah and before I forget, N'Gog AND Babel partnered up top and both scored GOALSSSSSSSSSS! (no that is NOT a typo, but there probably are many others throughout)

All in all a great night at Anfield. With the disaster of this week with Newcastle upon Tyne, I expect more of the same this weekend...

Get England a WHAMburger and some FRENCH cries!


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Tears have been flowing from all the arrogant football jerks in England this past week. It's everyone's fault too apparently that England will NOT be hosting the 2018 World Cup. No England. It is not the BBC's fault. It is not Sepp's fault. It is not Beckham's fault. It is not Prince William's fault. It is not Birmingham Citeh's supporter's fault. IT'S NOBODY'S FAULT ENGLAND. JEEZ. Someone else deserves to host the World Cup. You hosted it already (even if it was over 50 years ago or something). Russia is a new frontier for soccer. They put together a good package. Get over yourselves. Russia was the front runner from the start. Only English media pumped it up to make it seem like they were actually a shoe in to win. SORRY! Just because you (as in the bloody English) would have had home field advantage does not mean you would have won the silverwear.

In a less dramatic tear jerk reaction, the USA USA USA (my home country) did not win the 2022 bid either. Guess what? I don't care. We don't deserve it. Nobody here cares about soccer. The stadiums are not meant for soccer. The citizens could care less if it was soccer or badminton. I am actually excited for Qatar to win the bid. They will be the first team to win it in the Middle East. The stadium plans for this venue are outrageous. It should be a great event and I look forward to attending. I would tell the USA to stop crying but nobody really cares. I think it made ESPN for half a day on the front page. Americans pretty much only care about ESPN so it is safe to say that it was NOT a hot topic or concern.

Anyway, GOOD FOR RUSSIA AND GOOD FOR QATAR. Everyone else suck it up and enjoy the beautiful game.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

EL CLASICO!!!



It was classic alright. It was a classic display of Cruyff and the 70's brilliant dutch football come to life. Barca was Barca. Real was well... a cheap imitation of Barca?

What was determined to be the excitement of the footy world this weekend, was not exciting in the sense most fans would like in that it lacked competition. Real Madrid strolled into Camp Nou at the top of La Liga table and an undefeated season. They left with their tails between their legs and Jose Mourinho left to question his tactics, coaching, player selection, pregame speech, halftime speech, everything. Barca destroyed Real Madrid. They played the beautiful game beautifully. The Special one thought he could play the beautiful game better, but he was wrong. There is only ONE special team in football and that is Barcelona. They proved it in stylish fashion, with a 5-0 demolition of their hated rival.

Some game huh? Looking forward to the next matchup at the Bernabeu and Jose Mourinho's press conferences the rest of the season.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Arsenal! Top of the League?



Huh? I woke up this AM only to see all the desperate Arsenal fans tweeting "Top of the League!!!", "Top of the Table", "#1"... Oh wait... no... ManU is up 7-0 with Dmitar contributing 5 GOAAAAAAAAAALS at this point.

Meanwhile, reading between the lines, Arsenal exhibited the same crap defending and second half collapse as per usual for this side. After going up 2-0 and dominating the first 45 minutes of play, still gave up 2 second half goals to Aston Villa to make it a tight game at 3-2 heading into extra time. Jack Wilshere calmed the Goonar faithful with a stoppage time goal, ending it at 4-2. Soooo sorry Arsenal fans, you're top of the table chants lasted a whole 60 minutes before it was evident ManU was about to crush Blackburn, and your side still looked like KRAP.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Special One Strikes Again



Xabi Alonso and Sergio Ramos BOTH (and I LOVE them both... seriously two of my favorite players in footy) picked up reds and were sent off Wednesday night in Real's 4-0 victory over Ajax. Both were given second yellows for time wasting late in the game. NOW they will miss the next (meaningless) game for Real against Auxerre as they have already qualified for the knockout round. However, this in the process will also wipe both players slates clean for the knockout round. Very suspicious here... Mourinho claims the ref was giving out 'funny yellows' and we should move on... HA! I love Jose! He is always one step ahead and always trying to elminate as much uncertainty as possible. This is why the man is a GENIUS! I wish he would come back to the EPL and manage my Reds. PLEASE JOSE! PLEASE!

Ribery is NOT having FUN at this party


Everyone should be familiar with Bayern Munich's demise this season. Last year in football, they set the world on fire, running away with the Bundesliga (again... GROSS) and advancing to the finals in the CL (only to fall victim to The Special One). This year is quite the opposite. Currently they are sitting 8th, 14 points off the league leader and they are looking to be headed for CL knockout rounds, but not before they blew a 2-0 lead in yesterday's match against Roma (GULP).

Now Frank "I love 18 Year old Girls" Ribery wants to let everyone know he is not having fun this season. He blames it all on the manager, Van Gaal, who is just ruining his good times. He doesn't wanna train, he just wants to have fun! Good idea Frank! I am sure your lack of form has nothing to do with your enjoyment out on the pitch or the minute you are getting. Rumor has it, Frank finally bought a mirror. That's why he is no longer having fun. DAGGER!

Hannibal to Miss 7 Games



Luis Suarez got an unprecedented 7 game ban for his recent outburst in an Ajax league game. By outburst I mean he tried to take a bite out of the guy's next. Maybe Hannibal the Cannibal isn't a good comparison. Maybe he has just been watching all those trendy new vampire shows. I bet he is a BIG Sookie Stackhouse fan and merely got distracted in his imagination.

Who knows? Either way I think 7 games sends a message to the rest of professional football: Don't bite. Punching/kicking/slapping is ok, but biting... over the line!

PWNT!



Arsene Wenger is really showing his frustration these days. His GOONARS side picked up ZERO points in this past weekend's DARBY match with Spurs AT HOME. Worse than that they blew a 2 goal lead in the second have. Dreadful. Pathetic. Suicidal. Panic has hit the old Highbury supporters and rightfully so in my mind. The team is almost like a feeder squad for the big clubs these days. The stars keep fleeing and the youngsters keep being brought up. Fabregas is as good as gone by the summer. Denilson/Nasri may be next. Even rumors of the GREAT NICHOLAS BENDTER are surfacing of a trip to the Bundesliga. (I know... .GROSS)

With all of this in mind, Arsenal faced a mighty Braga side on the road, a side they had beaten 6-0 at the Emirates earlier in CL group stage play. Cutting to the chase, they lost 2-0. OUCH! Granted they played very well most of the game, they couldn't finish and their defense was suspect at best AGAIN. This team is reeling. They may not finish Top 4 if Tottenham/Liverpool (who play this weekend) can get their crap together. Even BOLTON looks threatening now.

Mark it down. Arsene is going to peace to Barca this summer along with Cesc. Dark times for Arsenal are looming.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

WELCOME BACK NIÑO




Fernando Who?

Fernando Torres had a welcome back party like no other this Sunday when the Blues came to visit Anfield. Two sublime first half goals led to Liverpool beating Chelsea 2-0. Fernando Torres is back! Watch out Prem League defenders! Although not quite 100%, you could tell that he was determined to make an impact on the pitch against Chelsea and that he did. It was a change in attitude from the Reds. Everyone seemed confident. The 4-4-2 with Kuyt up top worked perfectly. I wouldn't mind seeing the same side play at Wigan on Wednesday as well. I wouldn't even mind throwing N'Gog up top with Fernando. Either way I think he needs another striker in support so that he is not sitting out there on an island. Meireles, Gerrard and Lucas dominated the central midfield. Lucas looked as he did in Brazil's most recent friendly, dominant. I'm REALLY looking forward to the upcoming games. 3 points from Wigan... PLEASE!

THE BISSSHHHHH

3 Cheers for Hooper




Gary Hooper hit the treble in goals and Celtic cruised to another victory in the SPL. Yup - this league is truly a two horse race every year, but the football played by Celtic this weekend was truly inspiring. Good luck to everyone who tries to beat them the rest of the season. It's Rangers/Celtic from here on out. Should be fun to watch.

THE BISH IS BACK




NEWCASTLE GETS REVENGE

Newcastle is on a roll. Get Chris Hughton a new contract already! The guy has his troops playing some inspired football!

Andy Carroll added to his season goal tally (6 now) with a header past Fabianski and it was all that Newcastle would need. Despite a drubbing at the Emirates in their last trip during their Carling Cup tie, Newcastle pulled off a 1-0 league victory.

Arsenal's season now looks to be headed for a tailspin where as Newcastle sit in 5th place in the table, 2 points clear of their nearest opponent(s).

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

HOLY SH*T KEVIN NOLAN!




After getting their Toon asses blown up mid-week by the GOONARS at the Emirates, Newcastle was not at all seen as ready for their upcoming derby match with Sunderland. No way in hell anyone thought this would happen. I honestly couldn't believe the scoreline 34 minutes in. Kevin Nolan managed to put them up 2-0. A red card and 4 additional goals later left Sunderland fans on the verge of jumping into the Tyne after a dismal 5-1 defeat to the Toons. Seriously though, how can Sunderland fans even watch their next match? They should schedule a boycott. That was utterly pathetic. Newcastle, a former Coca Cola Championship side, after getting ROCKED midweek, managed to score 5 FREAKING GOALS?!??! Insanity. Fire someone up there.

A Modest Proposal




Stephen Ireland just got CALLED OUT by his boss, Gerard Houllier. To sum it up, Houllier said Ireland is a lazy pr*ck who thinks he is too good to play defense, hustle, or try hard in training. Pretty damning assessment from good old Gerard. I have to say though, I don't disagree with him. Stephen Ireland used to be one of my BOIS. I loved that guy when he played for Citeh pre-Sheik days back when they blew. Ever since he has been awful though. Out of form and just lackadaisical on the pitch. To make matters worse he doesn't play international ball since his controversy with lying about his Grandmother/Grandfather/
everyone related to him's death to get out of playing in a match. He really just needs games against tough competition and to get his act together.

I'm tired of this crap. I want you to be MY BOI again, Stephen. Get your SH*T together and play some good footy. Try hard. Be humble. Realize how many people would love to be in your position. You are gifted so do not waste that gift.

3 Points






MAXI! GOAL!

That was all that was needed for Liverpool. Somehow the Reds squeaked out a thriller at the Reebok with a fancy flick from an out of form Torres and a slightly lucky finish from Maxi Rodriguez.

Hodgson now has 6 points in 2 games. This week will be a tough test for the club. Napoli visits Anfield midweek for an important Euro UEFA clash. Then the Blues from the Bridge will make their way up north to Anfield. The thoughts of playing the number 1 club in the league given our current form is frightening. I just hope POOL can at least squeeze one draw out of these two games.

As Always- TheBish

Monday, October 25, 2010

Shreck is BACK, Hodgson IN




It's been a while. Lots of shakeup's in the bish household. To start off, SHREK IS BACK! Wazza pulled a 180 and is now apparently staying at United for the next 5 years. What a crock. He probably got so many death threats he feared for his life. That team is an utter disaster. Then ManUre squeaks out a win against lowly old Stoke Citeh. Chicarito is firing up the prem league with his skillz with a brace on Saturday. This kid could be the real freaking deal. He has the pace and apparently the killer instinct. I would like to see him play a full season though before I bust out the jump to conclusions mat.

Hodgson is also IN! at POOL! despite many tweets about his imminent departure and Frank Rijkaard's even more imminent arrival. (Along with Cruyff, Neeskens, and the whole Ajax dynasty team from the 70s' tagging along) Pool somehow managed to pull off a 2-1 win against lowly ole Blackburn with Torres hitting the target once and Carragher hitting it also... for Blackburn...

YNWA...The Bish

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Irish Exit for Hodgson

Looks like Hodgson had a bit too much to drink and didn't realize he was in over his head with that pretty little lady at the local Merseyside tavern. Rumors are swirling that Roy was to make an Irish exit last night and Frank Rijkaard stepping down from his managerial post at Galatasaray... Or was he fired? Meh who cares. Bring him in. His football teams have been known to play a more attractive attacking style football, something that has been missing in action at the Merseyside for some time now. (forever?) One thing that excites me is this excerpt from wiki - " Barcelona finished runners-up in La Liga in 2003–04, having been close to the relegation zone at one point in the earlier stages of the season." Well that sounds an awful lot like Liverpool's current situation.

Hire Frank! Fire Roy!

Until Next Time- The Bish

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

New Mascot Needed. Shrek Available?




Wazza is no Mazza at Old Trafford. At least by the end of January that is. SAF revealed today in a morning presser than WAYNE ROONEY aka Shrek's long lost berah wants OUT of ManUre. Call the cops. Manchester is going to burn tonight. To make matters worse, he wants to head to cross town rivals CITEH! Call in the Army. Manchester is going to destroy all of England in the coming weeks. This is about as shocking as watching Citeh win silverware. (meaning nobody would ever expect it to happen) Full crisis mode. SAF must be pulling out his hair and thinking about the best time to announce his retirement in the coming weeks.

There is no loyalty in the modern footballer. It's all about the fame and fortune. American sports have contaminated the worldwide sport of "football".

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!




Now that I got that out of my system, I'll explain. The battle of incompetents on Sunday at Goodison Park would only allow for ONE true LOSER. That loser happebe Liverpool again who fell flat on their faces with the biggest match of the year against cross town rivals Everton. With the ownership situation finally resolved, Liverpool still managed to deflate everyone's elation on the pitch. Utterly tragic and underwhelming are the only two words fit to describe the Reds play. The Toffees on the other hand managed to dominate this one sided match en route to a 2-0 victory and serious bragging rights. I wonder how many people got shanked after this game? Must have beent least some bloodshed. Woy Hodgson is an embarrassment. Fire him. Sell Torres. Sell Gerrard. Start over.What a crock. I am fed the hell up.

At least ManU blew another 2-0 lead... This time to West Brom. Almost as embarrassing except for the fact that they have more than one win on the season.

Until next time...TheBish

Friday, October 15, 2010

PINK KITS ARE IN!




The white flag has been raised as the lobster back wagons encircle Tommy Hicks in the wild west of a Dallas courtroom. Hicks last attempt to go through a Dallas court room injunction to block the sale of POOL to J.W. Henry's NESV group was struck down this morning. Hicks also tried a clever route of repurchasing the team through the hedge fund, Mill Financial. FAIL. Sorry Tom. Soon to be announced that Liverpool's 4th away kit will be PINK! and Everton will be purchased by the Singapore dude to piss everyone off at the Merseyside.

Oh some great games to look forward to this weekend in the Prem League. Looking forward to the Villa-Chelski matchup as well as the Merseyside DARBY on Sunday. Tottenham also make a trip to Craven Cottage where I expect Dempsinho to keep up his good form.


-TheBish

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Euro Qualifiers – Scotland, Villa, and Serbian Ultras




-TheBish

Gheys keep getting the beat down it seems. Just this week the Mormon leader in the USA denied gays the right to get married. (Doing so would be legalizing ‘immorality’ per this dude) Then a bunch of Serbian football ULTRAS decided to protest a gay pride parade in Belgrade by attacking the footy stadium in Genoa. Flares. Shanks. Shaved heads. Ski masks. Lots of tattoos. Skillful climbing of plexiglass walls. UEFA officials canceled yesterday’s match with Serbia visiting Italy due to a hostile Serbian crowd. Italy wins 3-0 due to forfeiture. ULTRA good move Serbs. Hating on ghey dudes is much more important than seeing your national footy team qualify for the Euro 2012…


In other news, Scotland decided to score two goals much to Craig Levein’s liking. Too bad that Villa did in fact score his 45th and Llorientes broke a late deadlock in Glasgow for Spain to triumph 3-2. Dagger. Bunch of other less interesting matches were played including another 0-0 draw from England in Wembley and a GOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLL from RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL “Werewolves of London” Meireles scored the game winner for Portugal.

LiverPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


IS BACK! DING! DONG! HICKS IS DEAD! Figuratively speaking at least. High court in England granted the injunction RBS was seeking against Hicks (and Gillette for that matter). The NESV sale will go through. Within hour you can expect PINK Liverpool merchandising including pink flags, pink hats, pink kits, pink paper weights, pink toboggans, AND best of all PINK BOBBLEHEADS of BIG POOPIE in a Liverpool kit, all with shipping detail for the Northeast United States. Hmmmmmmmm.

All things considered though, the NESV deal should flow through as expected prior to Friday, meaning POOL won’t be swimming at the bottom of the table below sea level. That would translate to -3 points for all those not familiar with a simple subtraction of 9 from 6. Things may be looking brighter over the rainbow. The new owners just need to follow the yellow brick road.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

LiverSTOOL (Updated 10/12/2010)



Today the high court convened in London to discuss the dispute between RBS and Hicks/Gillette Holding Company regarding the sale of Liverpool and the attempt by Hicks & Co to overthrow the board and supplant cronies. RBS’s argument rests on the fact that Hicks & Co violated their contractual arrangements in the covenants set forth with RBS. They cannot overthrow board members. RBS needs to be repaid their some 200 million pounds of debt supplied to Hicks/Gillette. Hicks’ attorneys admit the violation of the agreement. (Bloody brilliant!) However, their attorney states that they did so because the board excluded them from negotiations of the sale and that there are stronger bids available. Fact of the matter is that at the time of agreement, the NESV deal was in fact the strongest bid as determined by the board after reviewing some 130 odd submittals. (WOW - looks like everyone and their mother attempted to purchase Liverpool FC) New deals submitted within the past 48 hours would NOT warrant additional negotiations. (Sorry Mr. Lim) Also, per documents submitted as evidence, Hicks/Gillette were made aware of negotiations and had an attorney representing them present. The judge ended the affair by saying a judgment issued by Friday would be ‘ambitious’. Seriously? This is what is wrong with the legal system in general. Open and shut case. He must be accepting money from Hicks/Gillette that they will ultimately have to pay back to RBS anyway… Well judgment will be passed tomorrow AM after all at 10:30 (that’s London time so 5:30 AM Eastern Standard Time) Until then…

Euro Qualifier – Spain in Glasgow












Craig Levein needs to spice it up. Seriously Craig? I read this great quote in the Guardian bright and early this AM – Spain “are probably the best team that we have ever played.” Duh. Come on Craigy. They are the reigning Euro 2008 Champions and the 2010 World Cup Champions. No way! Best team you have ever played? You don’t say. Craig then elaborates further that he would like to get a goal or maybe even two goals. Real inspirational stuff here Craig. Someone needs to call up Al Pacino and get him in there for an adaption of his famous INCHES IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE speech from Any Given Sunday. Either that or the Scottish fans invade the pitch and somehow manage to hurt… AHEM… scare the Spanish players… Though I doubt they will fear the Scots much, especially fabled captain Scotty Brown. Look for this to be an exciting game to finish 2-0 or 2-1 in Spain's favor with Villa hitting form and scoring his 45th goal in his countries colors, passing Raul all time.

Monday, October 11, 2010

LiverSTOOL


Just when things couldn’t get more complicated they did. The ongoing saga of Liverpool football club just took another interesting twist. A brief synopsis will bring us to the present on the current situation. Hicks/Gillette holding company (which owns the STOOL) defaults on their debt with RBS. RBS in turn allows them to refinance in the short term with certain convenants in place requiring the two clowns to sell the club by the time the debts come due again. Broughton is appointed to oversee the sale of the club. Two bids come in and the SAWX-ownership (NESV) has the winning bid. Hicks panics. Pulls an obviously illegal move given the aforementioned new covenants and tosses Broughton and Purslow (current GM of the team) from the board and plants his 20-something brat son along with his business partner (ahem mistress, but with no evidence of this) as members of the board to block the sale. Today the courts FINALLY ruled that this was not allowed. Sorry Tom. BUT just when things were looking to get wrapped up tomorrow, the second bidder a Singapore billionaire (net worth rumored at 1.6 bill), says he would like to rebid given the current circumstances and would pay more… Oh the plot thickens over on the Merseyside… All the while the courts will rule tomorrow on whether the sale can go through and the upcoming DARBY match at Goodison lies in the distance accompanied by possible administration and a 9 point deduction. Oh boy. If there was ever a time the club supporters don’t want to walk alone, it is now. - TheBish

Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Portland Mikes Hard Lemonades and The Orlando Oranginas to Join the MLS 2011

Following the New York Red Bulls, Portland and Orlando have decided to continue the trend of beverage owned soccer clubs. Hailed as the best thing to happen to US soccer since the retirement of Cobi Jones, the shift to be not just a soccer club but also a full time marketing machine was realized. Mark Avery GM of the newly founded Portland 'Mikes Hard Lemonades' was over the moon about the venture in his press conference..."we could not be prouder of our complete and total enslavement I mean ownership by the Mikes Hard Lemonade company... there will be many great things to come from this type of collaboration." After the conferance I had a chance to sit down with Mr. Avery:

NYF: Mark with this new deal in place what will be MHL's involvment with the club?

MA: Well, we saw how the Red Bulls took their sponsorship to the top with logos all over the field stands and jerseys. We are going to go well beyond what NY has done. The stadium will be bulit from MHL bottles, the jerseys will not only have the logo on them but will be cut to look like a refreshing Mikes Hard. And the players will have nothing but delicious MHL on the sideline to fuel them to a championship.

NYF: Great!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Bro's Spill off the Party Porch on the World Cup Pitch



Uruguayan frat lords everywhere suffered today as the collars slowly fall down in soccer city.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

NO DIVING


Not since Greg Louganis' 1988 Olympic performance have more dives been attempted on the road to victory. Hyperbole aside, the matches today were a disgrace to the sport and an embarrassment to 'giants' of world football.

First off a tip of the cap goes to the New Zealand, who's game today was elevated to a level unseen ever by the All Whites in a WC final. Not since the 2002 America's Cup has the world seen such a fight between the Italians and Kiwis. They bravely fought off 15 corners, but also did not sink to the pathetic faining and flopping of the Italians. In the 29' the Italians saw their off season work at the Meisner acting studio pay off when a penalty was awarded by FIFA official Batres. The pen. came off a quick tangle in the box where a slight tug on the kit by Tommy Smith some how left De Rossi without the use of his legs. (see 0:43) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHo1glTgI50

The Azzurri went on to dominate position (72%) and the rest of the match, yet still even against the one of the lowliest ranked appointed it was distressing to see the Italians fall back to "second division" tactics.

Ivory Coast v. Brazil - The last match of the 9th WC day left me and I hope many others in disgust. The World Cup (like the Olympics) is meant to be a showcase for the best players and sportsmen of the highest class. Brazil has a long and proud tradition of being THE team at every world cup, and SA 2010 is no different. From a team that showed so much skill and strength against a defensively stalwart North Korean side, to what was seen in the second half of the match today was shameful. Brazil was not all to blame of course as it does take two to tango, yet as FIFA's #1 ranked team they have a duty to present football to the world in its best and purest form. The 'Golden Squad' truly did not live up to its moniker. A recap of the match minutes paint a disparaging picture of the class of Brazil.

50'-(Goal) Luis Fabiano took the ball from his hand, (first infraction) then to his bicep (second chance to make a call) before playing it to his right foot. The shot and play was top quality yet the Henry-esque set up was blatantly and terribly illegal.

64'- Studs up challenge on a sliding Elano, this is where the game began to turn. A point where the ref should have called both captains in and spoken to them. (Should have been a yellow)

85'- Kaka's first yellow. No need to take this yellow, a full push to the back of the IC midfielder. They are already heading to the round of 16 and up by 2 with 5' to go. Why take the yellow in to the next round?





88'- The perfect example of why you don't take a late yellow on a dead ball foul. Kaka put himself in this situation, Lannoy's eyes were on the striker after his first booking. Anything can happen and it did, Keite's dive was a disgrace but Kaka was not attempting to remove himself from any altercation.

All the while Dunga was raving like a madman, disputing every call, and as one of the ESPN commentators noted 'fanning the flames'.

My final look at this match- I would argue that Brazil was keen to the fact that Lannoy was buying into every simulated foul as they perpetrated a multitude of them in the final 15' of the match. Yet, they failed to understand that the West African squad was also going to garner the same treatment. Which the world saw in the 88' with Kaka's second yellow and sending off.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Messi game for Stuttgart



Lionel Messi's brace pushes Barca through into CL the quarter finals.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

First Blog for Not Your Football

This is the first installment for the NYF blog.